I succumbed to the FFL pressures of my coworkers and have joined their Fantasy Football League.
The draft is next Thursday and my first job is to come up with a team name. I selected the intellectual masterpiece "Balls Too."
It comes from the Kevin Smith movie Clerks 2, when Randall Graves is asked by Dante's girlfriend Emma if it's nice having a job with so much downtime that he can hang out at the restaurant's playground. His response is:
Randal Graves: Downtime's important. If I had to deal with the fucking mouthbreathers all day I'd dip my head in the deep-fryer.
[Dante and Emma stare at him, waiting for him to leave]
Randal Graves: Balls too.