Don't try to give poker advice. It will not be welcomed.
Here's an example.
Waffles hits 2 pair on the turn with 32s. He jams something like 12 bucks into a $2 pot and the opponent with top pair hits a better two pair on the river and Waffles, as always, is crying that he has the worst luck in the universe.
I give some very well meaning advice that when you have a vulnerable hand it's sometimes better to try to control the pot rather than JAM and hope for the best.
He calls me a HUGE MORON and then all the people that love to tongue his asshole come into his comments and call me names.
I guess I play like a total nit. I just don't think 2 pair is a monster hand worth jamming six times the size of the pot. Especially when it's the weakest possible two pair you can have.
Waffles EXPLODES that if you don't agree that he's a FUCKING GENIUS for getting his money in as an 80% favorite then you are A RETARD. As if bottom two pair is ALWAYS an 80% favorite, because his opponents always play their cards FACE UP! What if your opponent had a set, genius? Then you're just a fucking tool.
Yes, you got unlucky. But lots of players realize that they might not always be ahead with bottom two pair, and keeping the pot under control is THE RIGHT PLAY here.
But as we all know, "control" has nothing to do with Waffles' game.
See if you can spot the irony in this part of Waffles' rant:
If anyone wants to argue that point feel free because your a fucking idiot.Oh Waffles. You are such a joy to read. We treasure you.