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When I want to post something and cant think of anything to post, I just repeat the stuff I said on Twitter!
Duh. Kia commercial where a guy has a dream where he's driving his Kia
at a Motley Crue concert. And the weird part is it's Motley Crue NOW.
We need to invent a lot of shit in the next seven years to make Blade Runner accurate.
After spending 20 minutes trying to post a new profile pic to Facebook, I have decided to delete my account entirely.
I just heard on Fox News that George Zimmerman was running for office on the same ticket as Joe the Plumber.
Does anyone watch Archer? If you don't please start. Unless easily offended. Then go fuck yourself.
Gotta love a news story that says chin implants are becoming as popular
as breast implants and uses pictures of breasts as graphics. Nice.
Don't be the guy who gets the entire Secret Service in trouble by not paying a Columbian hooker $46. Just don't be that guy.
I can picture everybody in the Kansas City Royals organization watching "Moneyball" and saying "what a bunch of horseshit!"
They've replaced the toilet paper in the restroom with something more closely related to roofing shingles.
The best thing about being a libertarian is your ideas will never fail because they will never actually be implemented. :|
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I love Archer.
My college aged son introduced me to Archer and I spent an entire weekend watching it on Netflix. Also about that Kia commercial with the dream...the most unbelievable part to me is when they show Adriana Lima beckoning him over to the car with very little clothing and a come hither look on her face and then they cut directly to him driving the car. I guarantee you that if that were my dream there would be another very x-rated part before I was driving the car.
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