I'll Tell God, I Swear!

From a prayer held before a McCain rally last week:

I would also pray Lord that your reputation is involved in all that happens between now and November, because there are millions of people around this world praying to their God — whether it’s Hindu, Buddha, Allah — that his [McCain’s] opponent wins for a variety of reasons.

And Lord I pray that you would guard your own reputation, because they’re going to think that their god is bigger than you, if that happens. So I pray that you would step forward and honor your own name in all that happens between now and Election Day.

Not only do they think "MY God can beat up YOUR God," but they think THEIR God can be TRICKED into intervening! How funny is that? Our God is the most powerful, but he's easily manipulated. Oh and he needs your money. Pass the collection plate.