Spree is a Subjective Term

Event 1. Texas girl claims a Barack Obama supporter has carved a "B" into her cheek because she has a McCain sticker on her car.

McCain campaign reaction? Alert the media! Make sure to imply that "all Obama supporters" are like this! Tell your friends! Start the robo-calls with the urban black accented caller telling terrified white middle class people to "be sure to vote Democratic next Tuesday."

Event 2. Tennessee skinheads are arrested in a plot to go on a killing spree and eventually shoot Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.

Obama campaign reaction? "No comment."

Stay classy, McCain campaign.