Thursday, April 26, 2007

Three to Five Seconds!

When I was driving in to work today I heard a radio commercial for something called "Maxoderm" that promises "male enhancement" in 3-5 seconds. THREE TO FIVE SECONDS! That's one of those things that sounds like TOTAL BULLSHIT the moment you hear it. Well, maybe it takes THREE TO FIVE SECONDS to sound like total bullshit. Why THREE to five seconds? If they said "Works in FIVE SECONDS" would people who got a boner in three seconds be pissed off? And if they said "Works in THREE SECONDS," would people who had to wait two extra seconds complain? After three seconds and no boner, I guess they would say "I give up, I'm not gonna fuck now," and not notice two seconds later when their erection showed up.

Is it a coincidence that every other ad you see and hear these days is for boner medication, and Baby Boomers are all getting into their late 40s and 50s? I think not. Just like how "relaxed-fit" pants showed up when all the boomers' fat asses got to their middle thirties.


Someone asked me why I don't blog about World of Warcraft. Because nobody wants to read that shit. Yes, the game is fun and an interesting diversion. But there's nothing at all compelling about it.

The only thing worse than blogging about World of Warcraft would be blogging about a television show. At least you can't know about my WoW experience unless I tell you about it. If I gave a shit about a fucking television show, I'd fucking watch it, not read a stupid blog about it.


mcSey said...

It's your blog. Blog what you want, but what you said about WoW just as easily applies to poker.

Being a WoW player, I would find it interesting, just as being a poker player, I find your poker stuff interesting.

hehhehheh... you said, "Boner."

Drizztdj said...

If WoW is interesting to you, then write about it.

If watching a homeless guy with no pants on dance for seven hour is interesting to you, then write about it.

ToddCommish said...

I always wondered about "enhancement"... Does it make it harder, bigger, longer, thicker, or does it suddenly grow a refrigerator filled with beer?

If it makes your dick harder, bigger, longer, or thicker, wouldn't applying it make your hands harder, bigger, longer, or thicker?

HighOnPoker said...

So, to recap, blogging about TV shows is boring, but blogging about radio commercials is not. Thanks, Duggle!

DuggleBogey said...

Yeah, I don't think I was exactly recounting the events of a radio commercial...

But thanks for your comment.

SirFWALGMan said...

And here I thought you were going to do an ad for enhancements.. thanks for taking the high road.

Wolverine Fan said...

I missed the "This is a Paid Review" disclaimer about the male enhancement cream. (OMG is it a cream???)

Good fun and did you see "Heroes" Monday night?