More Republican Douchebaggery

FORMER Republican Congressional Leader Tom Delay, now under indictment, sent out a mass email to what I can only assume are other uptight white people that they must vote a certain way. What issue does Tom Delay think so important his constituency must address with their votes? Sara Evans' apparance on "Dancing with the Stars."

A fucking dance contest.

And does he want you to vote for her because she's the best dancer? FUCK NO!

"We need to send a message to Hollywood and the media that smut has no place on television by supporting good people like Sara Evans," said Delay in his message.

So Delay thinks Evans is the model for "Family Values" that all Americans must conform to?

Great. Because Evans has filed for divorce, and is going on Nashville television claiming her husband screwed their nanny, watched pornography in front of their three small children, consumed alcohol to excess (gasp!) and stole money from their joint account.

So "Family Values" include exposing the one-sided details of your divorce on television?

If that's your idea of "values" Mr. Delay, you can have them.