Overheard at an Airport

While walking through the George Bush Houston Intercontinental Airport, (seriously, that's the name) I overheard parts of two conversations that both made me laugh.

Woman who was obviously tired of waiting for her husband to catch up:

"I know I thought I would like being married to a man more laid back, but CLEARLY I was mistaken."

Early 20's girl whose mother grabs her blouse by the shoulder and adjusts it so that it shows a bit less cleavage:

"Why not, I paid for them...well, actually my ex-husband did."