"I can die now. A picture of me has appeared in the Tao of Pauly!
In the last picture of the bottle of "Jose Cuervo Especial" I am the double chin on the left in the gray shirt with the medium stack of red chips and the half bottle of statutory rape juice in front of him."
Okay, so it's not like I'm a featured player in the picture, but I'm in there dammit! Have you ever been in a Pauly Picture? So there!
Oh, and the reason I'm just wearing a plain grey T-shirt is that I sold my flowery/girly/mom's drapes Poker Shirt to Iggy for $5. I needed the money!
At least I can say I went to a blogger game and lost my shirt!
Picture used without permission of Major League Baseball or Pauly.