Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Pulverized Fecal Matter

I feel like hammered shit. It's so hard to sleep when you wake up to cough every 30 seconds. So I slept in 29 second increments.

Why am I at work? My company finally approved my relocation estimate. I'm pretty shocked that they did. If you saw the numbers you'd be shocked too. If it were my company and I saw how much it would cost to relocate me, my first reaction would be "You MUST be high." But they approved it, so now they gotta pay.

Now I have to get the paperwork completed, move into corporate housing, find a realtor, sell the house in Oklahoma, buy a house in Tennessee and relocate all my shit from Oklahoma to Tennessee. In 60 days. There's no time in that schedule for sitting around being sick.

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