Fuckin' bloggers

What is the point of all these bloggers posting the winner of the WSOP event that is going to be televised tonight on ESPN? What a bunch of fucking assholes. They're like third graders, running around the playground saying "I know something you don't know!"

I especially like the one that has "SPOILER ALERT" just above a FUCKING PICTURE OF THE GUY WHO WINS.

Thanks for the fucking alert, braniac.

Yes I knew who won already, but I managed to forget by now....and yes, I probably would have remembered it when I saw the first five minutes of the show, but would an entire day of anticipation been too much to ask for?

At least it gives me a reason for trimming my blogs. That place never had anything more interesting than soft-core porn photos anyway.

And I still don't know who won event number three. Does this mean I can't read blogs today if I don't want to find out who wins it? If anyone posts it in comments, I swear I will cut your nuts off.