Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Go Karma Go

Online players, especially at lower limits, just plain suck as human beings.

We join the hand, already in progress...

Dealer: Dealing River: [7s]
River pairs the unsuited board...sharkk called a re-raise on the turn.
Dealer: shharkk bets $2.35 and is all-in
Not much left compared to the size of the pot, shharkk bluffs with the rest of his stack.
Dealer: monkeykel, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Douchebag "monkeykel" lets the timer count all the way down to 1 second, then:
Dealer: Player monkeykel has requested TIME
BAM! Monkeykel calls time and lets the timer count almost all the way down then:
Dealer: monkeykel calls $2.35
Dealer: shharkk has a pair of Sevens
Dealer: monkeykel has four of a kind, Sevens
Dealer: Game #11745252795: monkeykel wins pot ($16.65) with four of a kind, Sevens

Shows quads, the absolute nuts.

I hope payback is a BITCH.


StB said...

That level of douchebaggery is off the charts!!!

Wwonka said...

Sounds about right for that level.

Slow Rolling MotherFuckers.

Karma is a Bitch

Unknown said...

That kid needs to get hit with a virtual chair or something.